was it you!? the one with one leg and fish n chips stuck halfway down your throat? i threw the chip purposely to you. to you! because i loved you. you and your lil one leg! and then you just flew away. you left me!? :'(

Sorry mate, you got the wrong gull. I’m the Prince. I have 2 legs and an exceptional gullet. Chips just slide down like fkn silk.